The Bert Show.

As promised, I need to give you the fish update.

For those that don't know, there was a fish tank back in the phone screening room

because the Bert Show had won a couple of fish at the fair.

And so fish one, fish two, fish three were living for a little bit in that fish tank.

But slowly but surely, all three of them met their demise.

One of them tried to get a body deal.

Literally.

And succeeded.

Eventually.

Yeah.

So I hit up Fish Daddy, aka Jackson Kim.

And I was like, all right, is this tank, like, screwed up or are we just, like, not really good at taking care of fish?

He's like, no, the tank is fine.

So for Christmas, my husband and I gave our son Jimmy a fish tank and three fishies.

He has a blue one, like a reddish, pinkish one, and a yellow one.

Tudy, dinosaur, and tiger.

Got it.

So I came on here and told you guys a saga of dinosaur

who woke up and didn't have any more stripes.

Because, you know, when fish hit puberty,

they lose their stripes.

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