The Bird Show.

All right, Mikey, you had a mission, sir.

And also I'm going to give you another homework assignment here really quick.

Next time you come back in, I think we need to have a little messy Mikey at mic music.

What do you think?

Oh, what?

Oh, oh, okay.

You're at, like, you're at bat music.

But you're at mic music. For, like, when you come on for segments like this, when we send you out to act a fool, I feel like you need appropriate music to go into this brand of stupidity that we are pigeonholing you into.

Why don't you make one up right now on the spot?

You do have your own music.

Oh, you had a SoundCloud, right?

Yeah, I do.

I do. Do we have the Rice song?

Is it really accessible? We should. It's a hit.

Guys, Chad broke out into the rice song randomly the other day.

Like a week ago was like, how many rice are edible of rice?

And I was like, sir, do you're not.

We are in our marital bed.

Do not fuck Mikey Wakefield. For those that don't know about the Rice song that are like, what the heck are you guys talking about?

That's my claim to fame.

I was a SoundCloud rapper for like a year and a half.

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