Ian Karmel/Avery Monsen

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2015

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! On this week's episode we wonder what kind of stuff do you do while you listen? We talk in depth about IUDs! We've got a BEN CHUNCH UPDATE for you! Lisa and Emily discuss what jokes are off limits and what they would do if they won the lottery. Ian Karmel joins us to discuss Drukpa Kunley the "Saint of 5000 Women" who would bless women by having sex with them. Also, his penis was called "The Thunderbolt of Flaming Wisdom" and he wrote some sexy poems. Ian also tells us about the horrifyingly painful world of "spinal headaches" and the horrifyingly confusing world of people who think history is fake! We're joined by modeling expert Nat Fanyfson who tells us how to break into the biz and reads some of his new book "Model Citizen". Enjoy!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:15.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	hello babies.
0:27.2	Hi babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you for
0:31.8	listening to our show.
0:34.0	Yes. What are you doing while you listen to this?
0:36.0	Oh, that's a good question.
0:38.0	Does anyone... I'm sure some people fall asleep to it which is a deep insult but also appreciate a
0:45.8	well-rested listener.
0:48.7	What else do you think?
0:49.7	What do you do when you listen to podcasts?
0:51.7	I'm driving or cleaning. Yeah, cleaning is a big one.
0:55.8	Or drawing. Yeah, those are good. Those are all good ones. Yeah.
1:00.8	Occasionally I am just on a long walk.
1:06.2	Oh yeah, I try to exercise sometimes to podcasts.
1:09.0	Doesn't always work.
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