Hellen Jo/Zach Sims

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! Welcome to our new episode, a safe place for butts! What does that mean? Don't worry, we'll man-splain it to you! Wait, what is the lady version of man-splain? We were wondering, what would you want on your tombstone? Join us as we make a trip down to Crush, TX! Learn all about Asian revenge ghosts from our guest Hellen Jo. Who would you haunt? Then, a REMARKABLY creepy discussion on sleep paralysis! Finally, guest Martin Banks shares with us his collection of presidential correspondence! There's a lot more poop talk than you'd expect!

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses
0:25.4	tell us something we don't know.
0:26.4	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you for
0:31.3	listening to our podcast and you know what listen to whatever else we tell you to do.
0:36.8	Yeah. What else do we know? I'm just gonna start out with demands every week now I think.
0:43.0	Yeah, he'll do what we tell them.
0:45.0	I don't know if that's true.
0:47.0	Let's try it.
0:48.0	I mean we have...
0:50.0	Actually, they have done a lot of things we've asked them to do that are pretty stupid.
0:53.2	Yeah, I got...
0:54.2	You're not stupid for doing it.
0:55.2	They're stupid of us to ask.
0:56.4	I got some listeners to read that art of tidying up book.
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