Louis Peitzman/Jake Regal

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies! Thank you for joining us once again! This week, Lisa says a tearful goodbye to a dear friend. Spoiler: It's Kim Kardashian. The geniuses discuss their plans for fun in the sun this summer! We're joined this week by Buzzfeed senior editor Louis Peitzman as we learn about the creepiness that is Reborn Dolls in our Wiki of the Week segment! Don't worry, Emily definitely goes in to her theories on alien reproduction and Louis leads us once again down the deep, dark path of Rumpology. Louis also tells us all about his love of horror movies, horrifying in-grown toe nails and his addiction to Simpsons Tapped Out. We're also joined by etiquette expert Jacob Jasmine who instructs us on certain concepts that we should let go of! We're throwing a party and you're invited!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:16.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses
0:25.4	we don't know hello babies!
0:27.4	Oh my God that was like I think the worst one so far.
0:32.3	I hated it. I hated it too. Welcome to Baby Geniuses. I am Emily. I am Lisa.
0:38.0	Thank you for listening to our show today. Oh my gosh what a show we have today. I'm excited about it. Oh yeah me too.
0:44.8	Let's let's just fucking jump right in. How are you Emily? I'm good. I ate a lot of cheesecake today and I really wanted to take a nap and now I'm here instead.
0:57.0	So just as a disclaimer.
1:00.0	I drank like a big gulp of Orchada and now I want to take a nap.
1:04.0	Yeah, let's just take a nap.
1:05.5	You guys want to turn the podcast off?
1:07.2	Take a nap?
1:07.8	Just turn it down a little.
1:08.6	Just turn it down a little.
1:09.6	Just turn it down.
1:10.8	But a baa.
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