From NYC to Suburbs… Big Mistake?! | Chrissy Chaos Is BACK… And Chris Is Losing It

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Chrissy Chaos is BACK — and this time it’s audio only. Chris Distefano and Vito are back together after a long break, diving into everything from moving out of NYC, buying a house, anxiety spirals, relationships, and whether Chris made the biggest mistake of his life. From breaking a lawn mower on day one… to questioning EVERYTHING… to discovering peptides and internet health conspiracies — this episode is peak Chrissy Chaos. If you’ve ever made a big life decision and immediately panicked… this one’s for you. 🎧 New episodes every week (audio only) 🔥 Chaos is officially back 00:00 Chrissy Chaos Returns (Audio Only Era) 03:00 Moving Out of NYC & House Regret Begins 07:30 Lawn Mower Disaster (Day One Homeowner Fail) 10:00 “Did I Ruin My Life?” Anxiety Spiral 12:30 Learning to Be a Man (At 41) 15:30 Suburban Life vs City Life 18:30 Why Chrissy Chaos Stopped 21:00 Chris Has No Brakes (Jasmine Calls Him Out) 24:00 Expensive House Mistakes & Fence Story 26:30 Living the Wrong Life 28:30 “My Best Days Were Over” 31:00 Conspiracies, News & Chaos Talk 33:30 Chris Admits He Doesn’t Want the Dog 35:30 Jasmine Calls Into the Podcast 38:30 Dog Problems, Poop & Daily Chaos 41:30 Suburban Culture Shock (Garbage, Neighbors) 44:30 The Italian Neighbor Story 46:00 Peptides, Ozempic & Health Rabbit Hole 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitocalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this hair cut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, and Bob Mortimer.
0:21.5	Anyone want a song?
0:23.3	No.
0:24.3	Last One Laughing, new series. Watch now. Only on Prime Video.
0:30.1	What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. The first episode we've done in probably maybe a year.
0:41.7	A little less than a year.
0:42.8	I think we stopped in like May.
0:44.4	That voice you're hearing is the one and only Vito Baby Teeth, Khalis.
0:49.8	Or is it Kalisi?
0:51.5	It's both, man.
0:52.7	In Italy, they told me it's Galisi, but.
0:55.0	But Vito baby teeth, and I will tell you, because this is, you don't have a camera on him,
0:59.7	his teeth got even smaller.
1:03.1	John the Father Grady, who was working for us, has now joined the Iranian Republican National Guard.
1:08.9	No.
1:14.0	So he is part of that.
1:16.7	So he fully lives in Tehran at the moment.
1:24.1	Jasmine and my family have moved on with Jasmine's new husband.
1:31.6	And Vito and I are coming to you live from my attic of the house that I bought that I now live at alone.
1:34.6	No, JK, JK.
1:36.0	Attic's a strong word.
1:37.1	Yeah, attic, yeah.
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