A B C, B, C, D, E, F, G.

H-I-J-K-M-N-O-P.

I love it.

I'm dyslexic, so that could be right.

Emineno?

Emineno.

Okay.

Hello and welcome to the U-Up podcast.

I'm Jared Freed, and today's very special co-host is Tess Treg Ellis.

Thank you for coming on the show.

I'm very excited to be here.

Tess is a comedian, actor, improviser, storyteller, Betches, you know, face that you've seen on all the platforms.

Yeah.

You work here at Betches. You do all the content here. Yep. What's going on in your life? How are you? I'm good. I'm good. That sounded bad. Are you good? I don't think you can repeat, I'm good twice. And then it's good. And then it's good. Well, I've had like a couple bads.

And so now I'm, I know I'm about to be on the good. The most recent bad is my childhood dog died today. Oh no. I know. So I don't want to bring the mood down. But when you say, yeah, like last night. I know. This is when we're booking you? No, I know. But here's the thing. What are we doing here?

Here's the thing, though.

I made my, I, I, I, I, I had my moment and I had three. I've had four bad things. So now four good things are going to come to me. The universe owes me. You are owed. I am owed. You're in debt. Or the universe is in debt to you. Exactly. Listen, maybe we can help cheer you up with other people's problems.

I would love that.

So everyone go follow Testergeles at Tess Treg.

Hilarious, so funny, you're going to love everything that Tess does.

So the dog passed, how did it die?

It was just old, you know.

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