When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go.

Downtown.

When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry seems to help I know.

Downtown, downtown, things will be great when you're downtown, no final place for sure.

Downtown, everything's waited for you.

Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown.

But you know who else you might find downtown?

Amber Nelson, welcome to page seven.

Thank you.

Because you know if you look to the gutters, if you look to anywhere that utters,

get away from me. Yeah, yeah. That is where you will find the beautiful, the goddess, Amber Nelson. Welcome to page seven. Oh, man. Last time I went downtown, I found a shop that sold bee pollen, which makes your tits bigger, and off-counter Viagra. Wow. And I look in the back and there's just four dudes playing poker.

So I don't know what this shop is. How poker. I don't even know her. You know, you got to be scared about those kind of shops, though, sometimes because I remember I made good friends back when I used to smoke cigarettes. I made friends with this place like a corner store in L.A., which hard to find. and I, he eventually, we became friends over time because he was giving me cheaper cigarettes.

And then he did want me to go into his back room.

And I was like, yeah, let me see what's in the back room.

Backroom was scary.

But you know, it wasn't like scary in the way that you would expect.

It was more just a lot of sexually aggressive weed accoutremon.

Oh, like a penis bong.

Yeah, but it was a tits thing.

You bash into.

Yeah, it was like many of them.

And he just kept like, it was almost like I was watching Muppets 3D because he kept being like,

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