Second Helpings - It's Just a Death Cult, Guys

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ announce the "Cats" curse has been broken after taking off 2025 and damning humanity, P7 was back at giving "CATS" (the movie) the eyeball views it rightfully deserves. TWICE. Now that the curse has been broken, it's time to dive into a 26 minute breakdown of how it's more about the souls they suck than the milk they drink, and expose a potential disturbing death cult within the Catsverse. Jennifer Lawrence has another day in the headlines because people can't get jokes, then there's a KJ KORNER, cause KJ APA hung out with some Riverdale castmates including Cole Sprouse, and more importantly MR FANTASY AND ROBERT IRVINE MADE CONTENT TOGETHER! The first 3 episodes of "Traitors" dropped last week featuring Mama Kelce, and finally a special guest shows up cause they were talkin' shit on Rumpleteazer! All that and SO MUCH MORE on this weeks Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Follow me, Mel, the second time around.
0:13.0	I'm sorry, why are we singing that song when we could be singing?
0:16.5	Oh, well, ever was there ever?
0:20.0	I get so clever as magical.
0:22.6	Mr. Mastomastophily's.
0:26.6	Yep.
0:27.2	Keep going.
0:27.9	It is now in your brain.
0:29.0	It's in your brain.
0:30.1	And I don't apologize because we are going to be talking about cats today because MJ and I had,
0:36.4	and Holden had an insane experience yesterday.
0:41.4	What a journey we went on. And I dare say, I can't wait for more. Yeah. So you guys,
0:49.3	any long time listener since December 2019 will know that we here at page seven, we worship the altar
0:57.2	of the movie cats, yet we also cower in fear of the movie cats. It's kind of
1:01.5	absolute fear, Christ-like figure where it's like it rules our daily choices, but also like
1:07.6	we live in incomplete fear of it.
1:11.8	We believe that it caused the pandemic and that we have been kind of living under
1:15.9	its curse ever since.
1:17.3	Our 2022-2020-23 national tour was an effort to lift that curse.
1:24.8	So fast forward to 2025, Holden said, can we watch cats? And Jackie and I said,
1:30.2	we're too busy. We're too busy. We don't have the time. We can't do this. And what happened?
1:35.0	And what happened? Twenty-25 was one of the worst years I have ever experienced, not only personally,
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