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Second Helpings - Scared, Sad, and Horny

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's feelin' BONE'd and MJ just finished gettin' PLURIB'd! We're still following 'The Traitors' and support their hilarious takedown of the human personification of a Tim Robinson character that's known as Michael Rapaport, Jackie ain't got TIME for thrillers unless there's peni! Everyone's meltin' and slidin' for 'Heated Rivalry', including the Olympics' committee since they'll be the TORCHBEARERS THIS YEAR! MJ and Gideon started 'His & Hers' after finishin' that PLURIBIN'. 'Days Of Our Lives 'has 15,000 episodes and has been runnin' for OVER 60 YEARS! While 'The Pitt' as everyone talkin' and Noah Wyle's givin' shitty boners. 'Game of Thrones' has a new show comin' out, but it's also NOT 'Game of Thrones'. Jackie and Geoff went to a 'Crimes of Passion' museum and honed their severed penis tossin' skills. Meghan Trainor and her husband welcomed their 3rd kid via surrogacy and the internet proved it still sucks. MJ's STILL thinkin' 'bout that inappropriate mommy/son dance the BeckHAMs had, there's also a photo of William Shatner showin' he's ready to die. Lisa Barlow got an 'I don't know her' from Ben Affleck after lying about him as a cover, the internet went after JLo for supposedly snubbin' the Glambot, Green Day is joinin' Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl and we're all gonna PUTH our pants! All this and MORE on this weeks Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Probably better

0:10.3

You are damn right

0:14.9

It will be

0:16.2

Because we're thick and we're hard

0:18.4

With a bone temple

0:20.1

Not both of us, don't worry.

0:22.7

MJ, I would never ask you to watch Bone Temple.

0:26.2

All right?

0:26.5

Bone Temple is the antithesis of anything you would probably enjoy.

0:31.1

It is the second.

0:32.6

28 days later.

0:33.5

28 days later, it's the second in the trilogy,

0:36.2

but technically it's overall the

0:37.7

fifth, the fourth, fourth, it's the fourth. It's the fourth overall. Thank you, Adam.

0:47.6

Okay. It is the fourth overall. And it is, but it was like the last episode, the last movie was the beginning of this trilogy

0:56.5

of movies for 28 years later, when it is now 28 years later. And it's like, are zombies

1:04.2

really still the big problem? Or is it man? Uh-huh. Or is it man? Always man. It's always man. We learn this from Buffy week after week. We learned it from Buffy. We learn it from reality. Oh, you're damn right. Oh, my God. Remember that John, was it John Ritter? The John Ritter episode with Buffy where that was, I mean, he did end up being a computer, but I think that for most of

1:29.6

the episode, we're like, he's just a bad step guy.

1:31.2

That's a scary stepdaddy is the scariest villain of the entire season so far.

1:36.6

Just, it was very scary and I obviously still think about it, even though there are many other

1:41.1

things apart of Buffy that I bring up every day about how, you know, sometimes maybe death's all or gift.

1:48.8

And I don't know. And it is scary to dream about. I can't talk about that episode, MJ. I can't talk about how reality is, is the hell.

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