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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather catches you up to speed on her Hollywood ventures, buying a car from the Patriarchy and taking your Voicemails. We are getting dumber as the year goes on and it's very apparent by the shit y'all have called in with this week! Were already in August but it feels like this has been the longest year ever....Lord help us and save us from ourselves!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.4	Hello everybody, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:21.6	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:23.5	Hope you're having a blessed wonderful beautiful day.
0:26.0	You know, I feel like we're in August and I just keep staring outside my window.
0:31.2	Kind of looking at the clouds go by as if it's the little particles of sand are falling down
0:36.9	for each second, each minute, each moment to count the hands of time in an hourglass
0:42.6	clock thing. It's not a clock. What is it? It's just an hourglass sand timer thing.
0:49.7	Y'all 2020 has made me so fucking stupid. I'm telling you right now, so fucking stupid.
0:55.2	I can't form a sentence. I don't know where I am half the time. The brain fog is real.
0:59.8	Again, could be connected to my gut flora, which is a personal conversation.
1:04.4	You know, I can't stand when people are like, how's your gut health?
1:07.1	How's your gut health? Rick none of my fucking business. So anyways, we're here. We're in August.
1:13.1	I really can't believe we're in August. This is fucking wild. Lots going on.
1:16.8	I'm out pitching the show and listen. I don't know if the fucking if I'm supposed to even
1:21.6	fucking tell anybody this. You know, it's putting the car before the horse, but I'm just
1:25.6	transparent. It's fuck with y'all and let you know what I'm up to, what I'm doing.
1:29.5	I'm stressed out trying to sell the story of my life, you know, at all these Hussies
1:34.0	at networks dealing with a lot of ricks, but then a lot of wonderful people. So I've been kind of
1:38.8	in this like passion project of really bearing my soul on Zoom calls all day and you know how
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