Humbug

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! A very Merry Christmas to all the Bougie Grinch Girls out there! A not so Merry Christmas to the worms that are trying to enter Emily's house. Related: we dig up dirt on certain Selling Sunset stars. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Humbug," a person or object that behaves in a deceptive or dishonest way, often as a hoax or in jest.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything
0:23.7	baby geniuses. Oh something we don't know.
0:25.9	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.
0:32.4	And it's Christmas I don't know.
0:35.0	Is this coming out on Christmas or the day after whenever Rob has time?
0:42.0	This is our gift to you, the listener. This is our final show of 2023.
0:49.3	Yeah. Wow, end of the era.
0:54.0	Oh my God.
0:55.0	How are you feeling about the year ending?
0:59.0	Normally I'm not the kind of person who's like, wow't wait for this year to end this was a bad one
1:04.4	next one will be better like I don't believe in that but this year I'm kind of like yeah
1:07.7	fuck it 2023 this year was weird this year was weird. This year was weird as fuck man. The next one will probably also be weird. It
1:16.9	seems like we're in a weird decade. Let's just... Oh God, next one's an election year.
1:20.9	I know. It's going to be, oh, it's going to suck. Oh, it's going to be oh it's going to suck oh it's going to
1:23.8	suck my ass oh! Next year's going to be so bad. Let's stay in 2023 for a little
1:31.7	longer. Oh my god, you're so right.
1:33.0	It's going to be so much worse.
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