Edward Dando

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Do you have Wonka Fever? We no longer do! He's simply not mean enough to children anymore. On Chunch Chat, we come to the conclusion that Martha absolutely manages her own social media accounts. Also, The Rock hasn't been completely honest with us. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Edward Dando," a thief who came to public notice in Britain because of his unusual habit of overeating at food stalls and inns, and then revealing that he had no money to pay. Although the fare he consumed was varied, he was particularly fond of oysters, having once eaten 25 dozen of them with a loaf and a half of bread with butter.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa I have a crime to confess what if we pretended like that was
0:36.7	our catchphrase for this entire show it was the first time I ever used it. And I did a crime.
0:44.0	We are releasing the slate and re-recording because after a full 12 years of podcasting. I somehow forgot to hit record when we were recording our
0:59.4	episode. Is that the first time you've done that?
1:03.0	Yes.
1:04.0	I feel like maybe I've done it before.
1:06.8	I don't know.
1:07.8	It's happened to us all.
1:08.8	For a while we weren't recording ourselves.
1:11.3	Yeah.
1:12.0	This is kind of like a pandemic started thing. I blame
1:16.1	COVID. I blame COVID for most things. Yeah. So we're re-recording it's gonna so this episode is gonna sound extra rehearsed.
1:27.0	Just kidding.
1:28.0	I do feel like one bad thing about re-recording it is that like I do feel like my
1:38.2	Wanca madness has worn off a bit since the last time we were we recorded this when I was like fresh with
1:44.8	Wanca madness because I had seen it the night before we recorded and I was truly
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