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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired December 16, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles in-studio. Absolutely NO SPITTING IN THE PARK! Everything you wanna know about getting "poor" on you.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.2 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.1 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:24.8 | It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder. |
| 0:27.7 | Book appointments at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | That's standardheating.com. |
| 0:31.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:32.4 | The 93x-haired morning show. |
| 0:36.1 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.4 | Fair. |
| 0:43.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:49.7 | Kiss my ass. |
| 0:52.7 | We're all loaded up for the Tuesday show. |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah, the damn Tuesday show, day two of our special holiday season, F-off week. |
| 1:03.0 | You want to hear something, Josh, that might give you that little extra push to get you through the day? |
| 1:08.5 | Yeah, absolutely. |
| 1:10.3 | I got it for you. |
| 1:11.8 | It's a text message from a feller that calls himself |
| 1:17.0 | poo-poo's and pee-pies Jesus. |
| 1:23.3 | All right, here's what he sent our way. |
| 1:26.2 | Poo-Poo's and Pee-Ps, Jesus. |
| 1:28.6 | He says this, 651, 9893, 93, by the way, |
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