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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Originally Aired December 17, 2025: Water balloon assault. Donkey punch. Everything you wanna know about cottagecore.

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0:00.0	Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard.
0:22.2	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard.
0:22.1	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.
0:24.8	It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder.
0:27.7	Book appointments at standardheating.com.
0:30.0	That's standardheating.com.
0:31.8	Enjoy the show.
0:32.4	The 93x-haired morning show.
0:36.1	Ninety-ass morning show. 903. 3.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.3	We have, we fought our way to the midway mark.
0:53.3	We have, uh, we've fought our way to the midway mark of the work week.
0:58.2	You ought to be proud of yourselves, everybody.
1:01.1	Welcome to the 93X-HafS morning show.
1:03.9	Josh, now that we've scissored our way to the halfway point,
1:07.9	what do you make of our special Christmas edition ultimate F-off week so far?
1:13.9	Hey, not too bad. Not bad. The week's kind of gone by fast. Well, not for Ashley. She thought
1:19.3	today was Thursday. Was that a rough realization for you this morning? Yeah, it was. Back of sleep
1:25.6	last night. Yeah, it happens. We all get there.
1:46.1	We're doing all right. You think we're, uh, do you think we have the goods to go the distance? I think we can make it two, wait, three more days. I think we can do all right. Do you have enough beer to last you the rest of the week? Root beer, yes. I've got about three cases sitting at home waiting for me. I like to have two, three, two, three beers a night.
1:46.2	Are you good on cigarettes for the rest of the weekend? Root beer, yes. I've got about three cases sitting at home waiting for me. I like to have two, three beers a night.
1:49.3	Are you good on cigarettes for the rest of the week? You need me to make a stop.
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