The Incident

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Originally Aired December 15, 2025: Dr. P answers health questions. Steak, weed, and crab legs. Everything you wanna know about accidentally stealing a baby.

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0:00.0	Dana here.
0:00.8	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:06.5	Don't roll the dice on your furnace.
0:08.3	Time to prep and protect.
0:09.8	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:12.5	That's standard heating.com.
0:14.1	The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:17.7	903.
0:19.9	Air.
0:27.9	Unbelievable.
0:37.6	It's a wonderful, unbelievable feeling to be broadcasting live this morning on the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:39.9	Welcome everyone.
0:42.4	Welcome and thank you very much by damn.
0:43.6	She was a busy weekend.
0:45.5	She was a busy.
0:51.9	Starting with last Friday morning at our annual Toys for Tata's Toy Drive at Rick's Cabaret Gentlemen's Club,
0:53.8	where everything was going so well until the incident.
1:01.5	Before we talk about the incident,
1:04.9	words cannot express our gratitude to all he is.
1:09.4	You came out in the bitter cold to donate toys to the cause we were lucky
1:16.1	enough to have a huge crowd show up for the event i don't even know how many van loads of toys
1:22.8	you people piled up but it was a hell of a take it was before noon, four van loads that went back to the station.
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