What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. Okay? Today it's gonna

be a wild one. My guest, okay? Tell you a couple of things about my guests. Yes, you know

him from comedy specials, movies, TV shows, but what you may not know and what you will find

out here today and will be explained is this man lost his virginity to a prostitute in Mexico

when he was 15. 13. 13. This even worse. This man, father owned the junkyard where the background

of his comedy special was performed in front of fathers also gay. This man grew up in India

at certain times of his life. This man is secretly a real estate mogul and also secretly,

potentially a Russian agent, why and where in the USA jacket? It's Mr. Dove David off

folks. Yes, yes. Did I miss anything? Was that accurate? Yeah overall. I mean the India

thing was a commune. I stayed there for a little while. I didn't live there in any, you

know, I can't think of a commune. I mean, yeah. No, no, no, they were staying on a, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, whole. It was like a cult commune thing. Because your mom, right? Your mom

was my mother, but mostly they had, they were upstate. They had land upstate where they

would go. They were convinced that the apocalypse was inevitable and that there would be some sort

of force field that would do you feel growing up as a child like to you now as an adult?

I meant to say have like these feelings of like apocalypse can happen anytime. No, not at all.

And if it does, it does, you know what I mean? My beef with their operation wasn't that

they wanted to create an organization that had higher ideals like some communes. I'm okay

with that. It was the logistics. They were four hours north of New York City. And what if

the bombs drop, most of them lived in Manhattan. Right. So if the bombs drop in their mind,

they were going to make it out of the fucking Holland tunnel. You can't get out of this

town after a next game, but alone a nuclear war. So that was my beef with the fucking

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