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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

You CAN'T believe this guy's daily routine with Mike Vecchione | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 120

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Mike Vecchione!! The boys talk fasting and the keys to a good diet. Health secrets doctors don't want you to know about. Their love for WILD glasses and sweatsuits. Mike breaks down his daily routine and how it's brought him so much success. Sharing medications with a buddy. Cold plunge wet dreams and healthy habits that SUCK. Mike has a new comedy special HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5pI5Dj5JTk&t=334s SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Ready for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. That’s hellomood.com promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies. https://hellomood.com if you feel like rewarding yourself after a long day or spicing up the fun with your partner, go to Jerkmate.com today, and don't forget to tell them we sent you! Use our promo code CHAOS to get 10 free gold" Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos today. We're going back to the roots. Okay, we're going back to the Italian roots. We're going back to the comedy roots. We're going back to the fasting roots.

0:20.8

You may know this man obviously know him. You've seen his specialty,

0:23.8

attractive on YouTube. It's already got over a million views in just a couple of weeks produced by Nate Land,

0:29.1

productions, Nate Bargazzi was formerly a lesbian in his past life. Now it's just a smoking hot gray haired

0:37.4

Southern bell. The real the real Nate is the original kid from Tennessee.

0:44.9

Um, someone just fell upstairs. But what you may not know about my about my guest is that he taught special needs

0:53.0

children in Philadelphia. He has been making a relationship with someone in his field of comedy work for a very long time

1:02.9

and he cuts his own hair. His name, Mike Vecchione.

1:08.8

Chrissy, thank you for having me on, buddy. Do you really cut your own hair?

1:11.9

A long time coming. Yes. I cut my own hair. How do you do that though? Because it looks good.

1:17.3

It looks good. But um, I my roommate in college James Rowe and best friend, one of my best friends.

1:25.6

He knew how to cut. He knew how to cut his hair. He's black. He's black. Yes.

1:31.2

And my hair is thick, very thick. Yes. Why I'm saying I'm not just arbitrarily bringing in that he's black.

1:36.4

Right. There's a reason I'm getting someone. Yes. Okay. So um, he would cut his own hair. And then he,

1:42.2

because my hair is real thick, he taught me how to cut mine. And then so I would try to do it. And if I

1:48.0

would screw it up, he would just swoop in and finish it for me. Right. So I was able to make a lot of

1:53.0

mistakes, right. And fail a lot with him, like just coming in and and then doing it. And uh, he taught me

1:59.4

and I failed and he would come in and fix it. And finally, I got it. Is he also the reason? Is he

2:04.9

also the influence behind you wearing a du-reg to sleep every night? Yes. Yes. But that keeps the moisture

2:12.1

in the hair. Yes. It's beautiful. It should be okay for white people to wear du-regs. I don't know

2:17.6

if it's connected to a horrible time in history, but I would like to be able to wear du-reg loud and

2:23.3

proud. Um, and I don't know that I, even if I wore a du-reg that said black lives matter,

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