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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Nimesh Patel teaches you how to get rich | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 118

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nimesh Patel who has a new Comedy special out now on youtube!! Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rdh82XGrY Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS hellofresh.com./chaos16 code chaos16 jerkmate.com code chaos shipstation.com code chaos seed.com/chaos code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, chicken fried cold beer on a Friday night. Oh, yes, we are jeans. The fit just right. You want your

0:13.1

Come to music kick in the radio. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

0:19.9

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos.

0:29.5

We're here. We're queer. We're having Bud Light. We're having a good time. I want you to crack open your

0:35.3

Bud lights. Tuck it back yourself. Let's have fun. You're going to be with me for the next 55 minutes to

0:41.2

60 minutes plus. It depends when I run out of steam. And we have a great get some times when we have

0:47.7

guests, you know, I don't know them very well or I know them well and we're like friends, but,

0:52.9

you know, we know each other, but only through business. Well, this next guy, this is my actual friend.

0:58.4

So this one, he's like, he's like Mike Cannon if he was Indian. And no basketball skill and no

1:06.0

basketball skills. This is my friend. He's been on the Chrissy chaos podcast once before when we

1:11.1

did live from Montreal in the bed. Namesh Patel. My man, Namesh Patel, known in the streets as Bindi

1:17.2

Lauper. My man. I come back just for the nickname. Yes, sir. Namesh, baby. How you doing? You've

1:25.0

gotten skinnier. I've lost some weight, man. You look good. I'm working on it. Namesh and I,

1:29.7

the last time we saw each other, we went West Palm Beach, Florida. Staring at the sun, like

1:33.7

Donald Trump's. Yes. Love it. We had a bougie lunch at Restoration Hardware in West Palm Beach.

1:40.7

We went in there. We were getting kale salads and chicken and what does he bought it? Chrissy

1:45.8

bought it. That's why we ordered everything. We ordered it all. And Namesh and I and Namesh and I

1:50.6

were just talking, having fun, not even realizing what we were saying. And we were with Tommy,

1:55.2

Tommy tour managers and his girlfriend. And we're hanging out. And they're, you know, they're

1:58.7

in regular 25 year old kids having a good time, loving life. And Namesh and I were just talking

2:02.8

about the truth. We're getting dark. We're getting deep. School shootings. School shootings. We were

2:07.4

talking about school shootings and making light of them. And we were being silly willies, right?

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