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🗓️ 11 March 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:33.2 | Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so good |
0:39.4 | to be back here with you Jordana. Always a pledge. Always a pledge. You know, we every couple of weeks, |
0:45.8 | we reconvene to solve the world's dating problems. And this is another one of those weeks. I know, |
0:51.3 | it's been a while since I've seen you. You've been traveling. Traveling this great nation of ours. |
0:56.8 | I want to thank the people of La Jolla. La Jolla. Water crowd sold out five shows. California. |
1:04.3 | California Dream of Baby. Yeah, we all got to move to California. It was really, they live a life. |
1:10.2 | The only problem with their life there is that they can't complain. You're like, I love |
1:17.3 | complaining as many know from this. I'm sure they'll find a way. There's no, I wouldn't take any |
1:23.2 | of their complaints seriously. Like I kept saying, I was like, like, what are you going to complain |
1:27.2 | about the traffic while you look at a mountain vista? Well, they do, they do say that people are |
1:33.2 | happier there. They saved it. They're soft though. Yeah, I'll take being soft. |
1:39.1 | Right. To look at the view. I mean, just to look. Imagine being a comedian there. You can't. |
1:44.5 | There's no comedians from there. They have nothing to complain about. They can only be like |
1:48.9 | the type of comedian that's like, what's a square? Like they have to like, they're the abstract |
1:54.9 | alt comic that tells you their life was horrible, even though they grew up in that |
1:59.1 | fucking scenic oasis. It's just unbelievable. It's hard to imagine any crime going on there. |
2:04.2 | Jordan, what's going on here? What's going on here? Same old. So last night, Mike took your |
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