Love In The Time Of Corona

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

J & J begin the show with a conversation about trying to maintain a dating life during the coronavirus crisis. They talk about getting quarantined with someone you can’t stand, trying to date when you’re supposed to be practicing social distancing, and whether or not you’d rather spend this time solo or with someone you just started dating. The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a guy with sangria d*ck and a pre-worn condom. Next, an emailer writes in to ask if she’s just using her casual hook up to distract herself from pursuing a real relationship. This leads to a conversation about the biological reasons why emotion is so important for good sex. Then another listener writes in to ask about a series of texts she received from a guy she was dating for months. When a guy says he needs time to himself, should you assume he really just wants to break up? They close out the show with some Red Flag or Deal Breakers and a conversation about Uber etiquette on a date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.2	Hello and welcome back to you up. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Freed. I'm not going to give the
0:40.4	comm today is the day. We're going to cut the shit immediately. We're going to be normal. We're going to
0:48.8	be normal. We're going to have a fun time talking about dating in a COVID world. So we want to get
0:54.6	out in front and let people know. Yes, we came in Jordan and I and Sean at three of us at the
1:00.9	office, we came in to pop out a few so that we could get ahead for we'll probably not see each other
1:06.9	for a month at this point. We wanted to make sure that you guys got a good recording. There's
1:12.7	only again, there's only three people in this entire office right now. Jared and I are sitting
1:17.7	very far apart. It feels like we're in an abandoned sorority house. You know those movies. I've
1:23.2	been saying this a lot lately. It does and here's the thing. You're going to come here for fun to
1:28.2	get your mind away from things because it is a sad and eerie time and I you know if you go to
1:36.0	other places, maybe you're listening in a town that's not as affected and you're like why is
1:41.9	everyone so crazy about it in the New York? It's like all the way to the other side of the spectrum
1:46.6	right where it's like everyone's taught like it is a weird and eerie thing to hear someone sing
1:52.0	happy birthday while they wash their hands. Like it's like it's like do you hear that?
1:56.8	Do you hear that? Do you just walk I walked in the bathroom some guy happy. It's not like he was
2:01.3	singing to his dead side right. This seems like an apocalypse movie. I mean I did watch. I did watch
2:05.7	contagion. That was a bad idea. Honestly I don't think it was a bad idea because it's way worse in
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