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The Bert Show

How Long Does It Take The Average Woman To Get Dressed To Go Out?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

On average, how long does it take a woman to get dressed to go out? The ladies of The Bert Show are ready to SHOCK the dudes with their cosmetic timelines!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

All right, I got a question for women here, and I usually don't try to hassle you guys this early in the morning because I figure you're really, really busy.

0:07.8

But if you want to get in on this one-eight-five bird show, Cassie, get in on this as well.

0:12.2

So Amanda and I were in Bucket a couple of weeks ago and we're at this bar called Del Bar.

0:17.2

If you're familiar with Bucket, it used to be like the King and Duke building or something like that.

0:21.7

And it's turned into like this really hip, cool place where all of the good looking people in Atlanta seem to go for a happy hour.

0:28.9

And Amanda and I.

0:30.5

I love Delbar.

0:31.9

It's so good.

0:32.5

I've been to all their locations at this point.

0:34.5

And I have to say Buckhead is for sure my favorite.

0:36.2

Yeah.

0:36.6

It's a spot.

0:37.4

It's a spot. The food is good. The vibe is good. Either way. So she and I are nestled in a

0:42.5

corner while everybody else is kind of mingling and they're making their rounds with each other.

0:46.9

And you can see what's going on there, right? And at some point, there are three girls that pull up to the bar and it's only six o'clock and maybe this was a

0:56.2

Friday night so for Amanda and I our night was going to be over an hour and a half and we were

1:00.6

going home but these girls looked like they were pre-gaming right like the way they were

1:04.5

dressed was like club wear or they were going to be going from spot to spot they were

1:10.2

dressed to the night they were looking good looking going from spot to spot. They were dressed to the night.

1:11.5

They were looking good, looking good.

1:13.5

So Amanda says to me, like, I bet you have no idea how long it took each and every one of those girls to get ready tonight.

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