Update: He Keeps A List Of Her Favorite Stuff And She’s Not Happy About It!
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🗓️ 7 May 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | You might call it a case of good timing. |
| 0:04.1 | What I am calling it is divine intervention that I went to the break room to get some water. |
| 0:10.9 | And at the same time, the vending machine lady was there. |
| 0:14.6 | Oh. |
| 0:15.3 | So we made a deal. |
| 0:16.6 | You keep bringing in them heaths, lady. |
| 0:18.9 | I'm going to buy every single one of them. |
| 0:20.7 | So we just made a verbal contract. So she's like, you like those heats? heaths, lady. I'm going to buy every single one of them. So we just made a verbal contract. |
| 0:22.7 | So she's like, you like those heaths. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm like, yeah, I sure do. |
| 0:25.9 | She's like, you got it. |
| 0:27.6 | So when you guys go back there, I just want to let you know that toffee that you hate, |
| 0:31.3 | it's going to start to them all, buying all of them. I'm going to go back there and be like, oh, I wanted to Heathbar. |
| 0:37.6 | Too bad, Bert has seven in his backpack because he bought every single one. |
| 0:41.3 | I do, man. |
| 0:42.4 | All right, Cassie, an update here because your friend got lit up, lit up by our listeners. |
| 0:47.3 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:47.9 | So my friend was talking to me and she told me that her, she was upset because she found out that her boyfriend kept a running list on his |
| 0:55.1 | phone in his notes app of things she likes, like her favorite flower, what she takes in her coffee, |
| 1:00.6 | her favorite meal at McDonald's. And she's like, that's cheating at the relationship. If you really |
| 1:05.8 | were into me, you would just remember that and you wouldn't have to write it down. It's a lazy. |
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