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The Musician She Made Out With Two Years Ago Wrote A Song About Her!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Abby’s best friend from college's drunk New Years' Eve makeout motivated the bass player she macked on to write a SONG about her...2 years later! How should she let her serious boyfriend know?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. It's a tale as old as time. Girl goes to New York City, has a steamy makeout

0:07.0

session with a guy. He turns it into a country music hit two years later. Heard it once,

0:12.1

heard it a million times. This is the start of a rom-com for my friend. This is actually a story about

0:16.6

New Year's Eve, a wedding we went to about two and a half years ago in Miami on New Year's Eve.

0:22.1

It was, I mean, everything you would expect a wedding in Miami Beach on one of the rowdiest days

0:28.8

of the years to be. I mean, this is, I look back at this wedding like it's a scene out of the

0:32.9

hangover. I mean, the paramedics were called twice. The bride got a massive contusion.

0:39.4

It did end in divorce a year later.

0:44.7

So, I mean, this entire story is a lot of fun, especially this moment that my best friend from college had where she locked eyes with the bass player, had a little moment, and it ended

0:51.1

up leading to a nice spicy makeout on the dance floor. Now, I did bring this story

0:56.2

to the show about two years ago when I first started and now we have a follow up about two years

1:01.5

later only because he has turned this song that he had written for her a couple years back into

1:06.9

an actual demo, which is all fun in games, except now my best friend from college has a very

1:12.1

serious boyfriend and she doesn't know if she should tell him and if she does how she should tell him.

1:18.4

So, I mean, it was basically just a hot makeup that happened on the floor. I mean, it didn't,

1:22.9

not on the floor, on the dance floor. And it didn't turn into anything afterwards. Like they didn't

1:27.2

date. They texted for a little bit a couple years back while she was still single. And that was that. I think floor on the dance floor and it didn't turn into anything afterwards like they didn't date they

1:27.6

texted for a little bit a couple years back while she was still single and that was that i think

1:31.7

he had like a newborn baby so we're like this is a red flag we probably shouldn't pursue this

1:35.3

relationship but he did end up sending her an acoustic version of this song that he had written her

1:41.4

called back to virginia because her name's virginia and so it was kind of a fun play on board. It's kind of like, oh, I want to go back

1:46.0

to this place that is like Virginia, but she is the Virginia in the story. And now two years later,

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