Second Helpings - We Need Sexier Numbers

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4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ kick things off by discussing the continued existence of "Cherry Poppin' Daddies" and the differences of ska and neo swing, MJ's terrified of the rehabin' happenin' with Nickelback, but that don't mean they ain't watchin' the new ridiculous Megan Thee Stallion x Nickelback butt-rock collab for Cheetos Flamin' Hot Crunchy Dill Pickle Cheese Flavored Snacks, Jackie's cryin' in her claws after singin' her heart out at the Victor Jones concert she attended last night and gettin' a renewed faith in humanity, and MJ converted Gideon with an ambushed watching of "Love Overboard" so they could properly explain the reality show to us all! Jackie went to see "They Will Kill You" and thought it was great, Alec Baldwin got roasted by his own daughter over his age gap with Hilaria, Ina Garten is on tour and the tickets are goin' fast, and Jackie makes a call for numbers to get sexier. Ryan Coogler has been announced as the producer for a new "Animorphs" series, Michael B. Jordan is attached to produce an Amazon TV version of "Fourth Wing", and Jackie gives a breakdown of "The Drama." Last weekend was easter so Nick Cannon got to wear his real face for a single day, MJ had to field some awkward questions from the kids, Artemis II has given us new images of the moon, and even more on this week's Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Potty better the second time around.
0:12.0	Yes, it will.
0:13.3	Yes, it will.
0:14.0	Yes, it will.
0:14.9	Because we have so much to discuss today.
0:17.4	MJ, how the heck are you?
0:19.0	I'm good.
0:19.6	I have so, we do have so much to discuss.
0:21.4	We went into a little reality hole with Kara, which was great because I've been living,
0:27.0	sleeping, and breathe in the Mormon wives. But there's all sorts of other good celebrity stories
0:32.0	this week. And also a reality show that I, that I, I wanted to say, broke my cherry on. Where did that come from?
0:39.4	Why would I say that? I think that it's, I'm glad that you didn't break your cherry on it.
0:44.1	And I think that I would say you're a liar, MJ, because I'm pretty sure you've been
0:49.3	busting hymonds all over other reality television for many, many years.
0:55.4	I didn't break a reality show chair.
0:57.2	I don't know.
0:57.9	I can't explain why that phrase came into my head and I don't like it and I'm not going to
1:02.1	say it again.
1:03.3	So I apologize.
1:06.3	You know, this is just really a sign that I grew up as a millennial and sometimes these phrases come out. They live in us. Yes. They live in us. Things that boys would say back then. And maybe they still say them. I don't know. But anyway, I watched a reality show. Wow, that really is one of those, though, because I feel like things used to pop our cherry. We used to really say that a lot. Yeah, just repulsive behavior from our, you know,
1:29.5	fellow members of humanity that we just grew up with. It was very... Yeah, you can't choose one
1:36.1	that's everybody. We all were saying pop and cherries. We were all, you know... And again, I was...
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