Hotels
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:17.9 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:23.4 | We're sounding very excited and we'll explain why in just a second. |
| 0:26.9 | But of course, in each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade. |
| 0:33.9 | Sorting the onslaus from theths, advising the nation in gracious living. |
| 0:38.7 | So, William, before we talk about our episode today, are we going to reference the fact |
| 0:44.2 | that we are recording this episode for the first time in our brand new executive set? |
| 0:51.0 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:53.1 | Of course, if you are a member of our luxury members club and you want to |
| 0:56.1 | watch the episodes in full, then you will have already seen this, or you might see it on socials |
| 1:02.3 | in the social clips. But we have been, I'm going to say the way upgraded. I stopped myself. |
| 1:28.0 | They've designed us a set. Mm. And I've never seen anything like it. It's very, Dame Edna. It is. Dame Edna meets Liberace, I think. Yes. Probably sums it up. But it's, no, it is, it is different from the sort of the brick work that we had before. |
| 1:28.8 | Definitely is. |
| 1:33.0 | There's only one brick on display now, and that's my mother's brick. |
| 1:41.8 | Yeah, we've got the sort of green herringbone effect tablecloth with a frill, frilly edge. |
| 1:45.5 | And as I have been saying, with my sofa, chintz is back in. |
| 1:47.7 | So this set is very on trend. |
| 1:48.3 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:52.6 | We have our sort of mussely chairs. |
| 2:02.5 | Yes, if they were to use, if they were to kind of use one of those things in a doctor's surgery to demonstrate all your various, is it tendons? |
| 2:03.5 | Yes, and ligaments. |
| 2:04.1 | Ligaments. |
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