Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices).
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| 0:00.0 | Yesterday we had a new set. |
| 0:02.6 | And today we've got some new music for our new bonuses. |
| 0:05.3 | Yes, I've been knocking one out. |
| 0:07.6 | Do you want to hear it? |
| 0:09.0 | Go on, hit it. |
| 0:15.8 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:19.2 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. |
| 0:23.3 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:27.1 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:33.9 | So welcome to another bonus of the luxury podcast where William and I trade tips and |
| 0:38.5 | stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks. |
| 0:45.1 | So William, how's your week be? |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, you time that beautifully. Isn't that nice? Yeah, it's as if you wrote it. |
| 0:57.1 | Gorgeous composition. |
| 0:58.3 | A round of applause for Jonathan Vernon Smith's musical. |
| 1:00.8 | Please, please, no. |
| 1:06.0 | My week's been fine. |
| 1:08.0 | Update at time of recording, hopefully, silicon shorn's coming around tomorrow. Oh, is he? Yes. Did he come last Friday then to have a look at your pipes? No, no, no. Oh, it's tomorrow Friday? Tomorrow Friday. I lose track of all these days. It hasn't come round yet. Oh, okay. And this is for, if you didn't hear our previous bonus, maybe because it didn't appear on your feet. |
| 1:28.2 | Yes. |
| 1:29.6 | It was an issue. It's not ours. |
| 1:31.2 | Not that that's a raw nerve at all to touch upon today. |
| 1:34.8 | No. |
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