Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury

podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles,

as well as delving into our lovely great big male sex. So William, have you had a smashing week?

Yes, although, you know you've put a crook lock on my car, sort of not personally, but you've got me to put one of those, what are they actually called?

Stop lock.

Stop lock.

Steering wheel lock.

Very attractive yellow things that go under and stop.

Went out for dinner with our friends, Ash and Chad, listeners to this very podcast, and

apparently just an angle grinder, get through that.

Yes, of course it will.

But the difference being, if a car thief is going down the road and they're looking

to break into a car using a keyless mechanism, are they going to bother with having to take

an angle grinder and going through all that? I mean, if they really want to steal your car, they're

going to steal your car. It's just an extra thing they've got to do, isn't it? So it just makes

your car on a street less likely. So apparently what we actually need is something called

a ghost immobilizer.

Okay. Yeah. Do you know what that is? I do know what that is. I have to have it to explain it. You have to take it to the dealership. Yes. And then you have to like sort of press a combination of buttons in your car. Put your windscreen wipers up twice. Put the gear in reverse. And Mikey. Hong the horn twice. Mikey made the very valid point.

I would forget what that is and just never be able to move the car.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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