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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired February 17, 2026: "Sting" operation. Pantie stealing cat. Everything you wanna know about a getaway donkey.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Dana from 93X.

0:01.9

Sports junkie, wing lover, and of course a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating and air conditioning.

0:08.6

Right now is HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted.

0:13.5

You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up normally $148.

0:18.2

And if your system is about to crash out like a 5-seat against a 12, now is the time

0:22.2

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:26.9

Go to standardheating.com and mention 93x.

0:29.6

Standard, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:32.9

The 93x half-assed morning show.

0:36.3

Ninety-three air.

0:39.1

Happy Marty Grah!

0:41.2

Well, I just want to see how your breasts are holding up.

0:43.1

I haven't seen them since Martybro.

0:44.6

She didn't even know her top was off.

0:46.7

A topless woman.

0:47.7

So, let's party.

0:48.9

She was topless.

0:49.9

I need to drink beer.

0:51.4

Oh, Marty Gra, oh, Marty Gra.

0:57.2

You see a lot of boobies.

0:59.4

Get excited about it. It's going to be wonderful.

1:00.7

It's showtime. I'd like to play the tuba.

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