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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired February 17, 2026: "Sting" operation. Pantie stealing cat. Everything you wanna know about a getaway donkey.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Dana from 93X.
0:01.9	Sports junkie, wing lover, and of course a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating and air conditioning.
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0:26.9	Go to standardheating.com and mention 93x.
0:29.6	Standard, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.
0:32.9	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:36.3	Ninety-three air.
0:39.1	Happy Marty Grah!
0:41.2	Well, I just want to see how your breasts are holding up.
0:43.1	I haven't seen them since Martybro.
0:44.6	She didn't even know her top was off.
0:46.7	A topless woman.
0:47.7	So, let's party.
0:48.9	She was topless.
0:49.9	I need to drink beer.
0:51.4	Oh, Marty Gra, oh, Marty Gra.
0:57.2	You see a lot of boobies.
0:59.4	Get excited about it. It's going to be wonderful.
1:00.7	It's showtime. I'd like to play the tuba.
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