("Best Of"): Frozen Puke, Bruised Coccyx
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 145 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Dana from 93X. |
| 0:01.9 | Sports junkie, wing lover, and of course a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating and air conditioning. |
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| 0:25.9 | and air conditioning. |
| 0:26.9 | Go to standardheating.com and mention 93x. |
| 0:29.6 | Standard, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:33.5 | The half-assed morning show backtracks. |
| 0:54.7 | It's Monday. It's early. You're a hell of a crowd. Appreciate you hanging out with us. We've made our way all the way up to 831. I mean, come on. It's Monday. I wanted nothing to do with this. I think it's gone by really fast. Yeah, I think it has, Cubby. |
| 0:56.2 | Kind of weirdly fast, actually. |
| 0:57.8 | It's been a little weird. |
| 0:58.8 | It's been a little fast. Why has it been going so fast? |
| 1:01.4 | Before we completely move on from the topic of owning a ferret, the text messages keep rolling in. |
| 1:09.3 | We were talking about ferret legging is a sport in England |
| 1:13.3 | where you've got to take off your underwear and you put your pants back on |
| 1:17.2 | and you tie the legs at the bottom of your pants and you drop two, three ferrets down your trousers. |
| 1:23.2 | And you see how long you can last with those sum bitches scrambling around, |
| 1:26.9 | biting you all over the, whatever they do, right? |
| 1:29.7 | We're still getting text messages from ferret owners. |
| 1:33.0 | One dude lost a nipple. |
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