Golden Jaw
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Originally Aired February 18, 2026: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. That girl's a Hoover. Everything you wanna know about vagina boobs.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
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| 0:43.1 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:46.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.9 | Fair. |
| 1:00.8 | Well, damn. I will be damned if it ain't Wednesday. |
| 1:07.0 | Welcome to our little old program here, what has come to be known as the 93X Half-Hast Morning Show. |
| 1:08.6 | You're looking good there, Cubby. |
| 1:10.0 | I am. |
| 1:10.8 | Wow. Thank you very much. You got that look today. You got a good there, Cubby. I am. Wow. |
| 1:11.3 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:12.1 | You got that look today. |
| 1:13.2 | You got a look on your face that says, come at me, bitch. Spring in my step, you say. I did shower last night. Maybe that's something to do with it. You know, you always feel a little better. You're rejuvenated after a show. Yes. Nice. You got that look on your face that tells me you're ready. |
| 1:28.9 | Yeah, I'm good to go. |
| 1:29.7 | What's up, gang? |
| 1:31.2 | What's up? I don't know. A little bit later, we'll do the Randy Shaver Brad Rider thing. Eight o'clock in the morning for you state of hockey dorks. We're going to go ahead and talk with the pigs wingman |
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