Horoscopes
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, former children William and Jonathan seek out the spiritual with an exploration of horoscopes. The two scour over their own horoscopes and see what fits (and doesn't). Plus, a look at the astrology of serial killing, and discussion of what makes one's birth luxury or not.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:10.3 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. |
| 0:12.1 | With me is William Hanson. |
| 0:13.8 | This is the podcast that helps you live a full luxury life. |
| 0:24.5 | Jonathan. For luxury life. Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury |
| 0:27.5 | that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:29.7 | Now in each episode of the luxury podcast |
| 0:31.8 | and we've started having far too much fun already, |
| 0:35.4 | William and I will tackle an area of life that we think you should |
| 0:38.4 | upgrade sorting the onslaus from the higher since advising the nation in gracious living. So William, |
| 0:44.9 | what are we going to talk about today? We're going to talk about horoscopes. Oh, yes. I feel |
| 0:50.4 | we should have some spooky music in the background. Oh, yes. Mystic Meg. Like that. Remember her? Now, tell us who Mystic Meg was, actually. In fact, do you know what? When I was thinking about this this morning, Mystic Meg was my first thought. Yeah, so Mystic Meg was a... Clavoient. Was she clairvoyant? I don't know. Or was she... I never get it right. Is it astrologer or astronomer? Astrologer. She was an astrologer as well, wasn't she? So she used to come on on the national lottery on the Saturday night. When it first launched and she kind of talked about who was likely to be lucky. Was she ever right? I mean, I don't know. |
| 1:27.6 | I mean, it's all alone. |
| 1:28.5 | She died not that long ago. |
| 1:30.0 | She did, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:31.7 | And I think that was... |
| 1:32.3 | I wonder if she saw it coming. |
| 1:34.9 | Presumably she did. |
| 1:39.1 | Yeah, but... |
| 1:40.9 | What was he going to say? |
| 1:43.3 | Mystic Mike. Mystic Mike. It's Mystic Mike to say? Mystic Mark, Meg. |
| 1:44.6 | Mystic Mike. |
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