Pasty Crumbs and Pilot Holes
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
In this week's bonus episode, a rat is sighted in one presenter's garden, and the other has to contend with pasty crumbs in the carpet. If this doesn't sound very luxurious, fear not - order is restored when William once again shares his penchant for hired hands, and Jonathan casts judgement on a listener's collecting habits. Plus, an insight into what goes on after hours at Heathrow.
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| 0:00.0 | Crave the satisfaction of finding lost items, uncovering hidden objects, and solving challenging puzzles. |
| 0:06.0 | Disney Magic Match 3D is a brand new Disney puzzle game, where mystery meets Disney Magic. |
| 0:11.5 | Play today to start searching, solving, and sorting through piles of 3D Disney objects to find and match special items. |
| 0:18.3 | Match your way through enchanted levels to reveal adorably plump treasures |
| 0:21.7 | from films like Beauty and the Beast, |
| 0:23.4 | Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Aladdin, and more. |
| 0:26.3 | Chaos has never been cozier. |
| 0:28.0 | Download Disney Magic Match 3D |
| 0:29.7 | on the Apple App Store |
| 0:30.7 | or Google Play Store and play today. Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:45.6 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. |
| 0:49.0 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:52.6 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budgets. |
| 0:58.4 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast. |
| 1:01.6 | William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our great big mail sacks. |
| 1:10.0 | Yes. |
| 1:10.7 | How's your week been? |
| 1:11.9 | How are things with the window cleaner? |
| 1:13.8 | Have you sacked him yet? |
| 1:15.2 | I haven't quite yet got round to it. |
| 1:17.9 | He's very expensive. |
| 1:19.3 | Yes. |
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