Tree Roots and Crusty Tissues
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss all the latest mod-cons - from faux wood windows, to sausage-shaped dog poo bins, to the very luxury guest-room-cum-panic-room. Plus, a listener writes in with a shocking story of houseguest mess.
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| 0:00.0 | Help I Sexed My Boss is the podcast where Manners meets Mayhem. |
| 0:03.9 | I'm William Hanson. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm Jordan North. |
| 0:05.8 | And together we take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. |
| 0:09.2 | William's the Arbiter of Etiquette. |
| 0:11.0 | And Jordan's the chaotic yin to my perfectly polished yang. |
| 0:15.0 | So if you want laugh-out-loud stories and brutally honest moments, then you'll love |
| 0:19.3 | Help I Sexed My Boss. |
| 0:20.8 | Watch and listen every Tuesday and Friday. On YouTube and wherever you get your podcast. and brutally honest moments, then you'll love, help I sexed my boss. |
| 0:22.8 | Watch and listen every Tuesday and Friday. |
| 0:25.5 | On YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:27.1 | Just search sext it. |
| 0:28.5 | Be warned. It's a bit rude. Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:42.9 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. |
| 0:46.7 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:50.9 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make |
| 0:54.6 | life worth living whatever your budget. So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast |
| 1:00.4 | where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving |
| 1:06.4 | into our lovely great big male sacks. So, you had a good week, William? I've had an excellent week, thank you. Has it been good? It's been very good, and what is lovely is I've had the windows cleaned. Oh. I have my first window clean around in the new house. You've got a new luxury window cleaner. I do, yes. How did you find him? Check a trade, I think. Did she? Yes. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm a devil on Trekkahedade. |
| 1:32.0 | Right. |
| 1:32.4 | What? |
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