Horny at Tender Greens?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast!

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0:00.0	The best thing I got on Deepa.
0:01.4	That's a good question.
0:02.4	This really nice 80s Adidas jumper.
0:05.2	The quarter rates with Jumwaring.
0:06.4	This pink mini skirt.
0:08.2	This Jussi Kateri.
0:09.3	Probably my unif choke boots.
0:11.0	This pair of jeans, I wear them all the time.
0:12.6	The main one, I'm quite into the moment, is extreme layering.
0:15.6	Ranch.
0:16.4	White's okay.
0:17.6	Relaxed grandpa.
0:19.0	Part-time punk, part-time polypocket.
0:20.8	I think co-cat is the word.
0:22.2	Baggy relaxed and a bit out there.
0:24.3	Necher short, I barely short short.
0:26.4	That's like my favourite outfit at the moment.
0:28.7	I got it on Deepa.
0:31.0	Do you think pilots ever look at each other before a flight?
0:33.6	And they go like, ooh.
0:35.7	Like, yes, I do.
0:37.2	I do.
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