95: Ambi-dicks-terous

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.

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0:00.0	For the best car turns, it's right online.
0:01.7	Go to the general and say some, baby.
0:03.7	Oh, baby.
0:07.2	David Crockett.
0:08.3	David Crockett.
0:09.2	Who is he?
0:10.4	What the fuck do you do?
0:11.8	What did he do?
0:13.4	What did he do?
0:14.3	David Crockett.
0:15.0	It sounds like a restaurant that would be in big competition
0:18.5	without Backstaycast.
0:19.3	Are you going to David Crockett tonight?
0:21.5	Yeah, like a big, oh, should we go to the Rainforest Cafe?
0:23.8	No.
0:24.3	David Crockett.
0:25.1	Or David Crockett sounds like a guy who always says a fireplace on.
0:28.5	It's always warm in David Crockett's house.
0:30.2	Do you like some mores?
0:31.9	Yes, but I don't like the Graham Cracker.
0:35.1	Is it, whoa, if I don't like, wait.
0:37.6	I'm still like that.
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