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🗓️ 5 June 2025
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Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in. |
0:10.2 | Checking in on you. |
0:13.7 | What's going on? |
0:14.9 | How are you? |
0:16.4 | Oh, Billy Freckles, I just wolfed down a breakfast, so I apologize if my, uh, my stomach rumblings. |
0:23.4 | I didn't eat for like 12 hours and then I just, uh, I made myself my favorite breakfast, |
0:29.4 | which is basically scrambled eggs, cheesy scrambled eggs with chives, burned up bacon, |
0:34.5 | and a cup of coffee. Um, no toast potatoes none of that shit you know if i had an |
0:41.9 | avocado slice it up raw on the side i fan it out like a deck of cards you know i like to treat myself |
0:49.0 | every once in a while but that's not what i'm here to talk to you about. I watched game one of the Stanley Cup final last night. |
0:57.4 | Put it on in the third. |
0:58.6 | You know, I had the gig last night. |
1:01.0 | Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. |
1:04.9 | So I was able to watch, like, I think I got 10 minutes left in the third period. |
1:13.1 | It was already tied up three to three. |
1:14.9 | I know Edmonton scored first, and then Florida seemed to go ahead. |
1:17.8 | I think they were up three to two, and then Edmondson scored the tie. |
1:23.0 | And then it goes into overtime, and I was like, I got a bad feeling. |
1:26.2 | This is going to be some double overtime fucking thing and um you know you know the second they get an overtime nobody wants to |
1:34.7 | make a mistake so they play like you know really safe hockey and then it's like they're like |
1:40.6 | triple fucking overtime unbelievable it's triple overtime because everybody's so afraid to make a mistake. |
1:46.1 | Well, somebody finally made a mistake on the Panthers, was clearing the puck out of his own end, and it went to the crowd, got to delay a game. |
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