Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday,

June 9th, 2025. What's going on? How are you? Oh, Jesus. Oh, Billy, under the weather.

A day before my birthday. Can you believe it, guys? It's just like, why does this stuff always happen to me?

Oh my God. How am I going to blow out the fucking candles? Feeling all sick. I'll have to have someone to come and blow them out for me.

It'll be all dramatic. I would blow out the candles, but I don't want to get everyone sick.

Oh, it's okay, Bill.

No, it isn't.

It isn't okay.

Turning 57 years old tomorrow.

The big 5-7.

Now, this is a year that, you know, a lot of people don't realize how

exciting it is to be 57. You know what I mean? Bum knee, swollen prostate, blurry vision.

You know what I mean? All of you fucking guys cross-fitting, that is nothing compared to being 57 and opening up your eyes

and, you know, not being able to see across the room. Ah, Jesus Christ. Sorry, I had to pause

there. Just hacking it up. Oh, the lovely Nia, everybody. Poor baby. Nia's in town. This podcast is going to be

short because my gorgeous wife is in town. Hi, everybody. Let's have a little seat here, Nia.

Okay. Let's sit down here. All right, Nia. Well, I would like to do a podcast with you, but I don't want to get you sick.

Billy drama.

We're not doing a podcast today.

We're not doing a full podcast.

Yeah, I was the one was supposed to say that.

I was supposed to be the one that fucking said that because then all the racist people who don't like the fact that we're together, be like,

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