Completing A Model, Mexican Tooth-fairy, Sailing | Monday Morning Podcast 6-3-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.4 | It's Bill Byrd. |
| 0:03.2 | It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, June 2nd, 2025. |
| 0:08.7 | What's going on? |
| 0:09.6 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:14.4 | I'm a fucking day late, dude. |
| 0:16.5 | Jesus Christ, day late in a dollar short kid. |
| 0:19.8 | Don't worry about it. |
| 0:20.7 | I got you. |
| 0:22.1 | Fucking kidding me. |
| 0:24.7 | Sorry. |
| 0:27.3 | You know, this is the birthday week of my lovely, lovely, lovely wife, who I'm still crazy about after all these years. |
| 0:35.1 | And my son, so I had to make sure i was there for it so i jumped on a red |
| 0:39.5 | eye and i was back there uh oh billy the baker um i frosted the cake you know i did at least that part of it |
| 0:48.4 | and uh was there for the photo up i gave him a birthday gift and he just has a million dollars smile and i was |
| 0:55.9 | it was awesome and i went swimming with both of my kids and i hung out with my lovely lovely wife |
| 1:03.8 | and it was great and then i just jumped on a super early flight came back and did the show last night so my apologies you know for being a |
| 1:15.3 | little late here my plan was to land and fucking do the podcast but i i knew i was burnt out and i was like |
| 1:21.3 | you know this just doesn't feel like it's going to be fun i had to save something for the play there |
| 1:25.2 | um anyway we're in the final four weeks of the play and uh i think i'm going to be fun. I had to save something for the play there. Anyway, we're in the final four weeks of the play, and I think I'm going to make it. |
| 1:32.0 | I don't think I'm going to get fired at this point. |
| 1:33.9 | I didn't get sick. |
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