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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Originally Aired August 6, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you want to know about dildo races.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:20.0	The 93X Half-assed morning show.
0:23.4	Ninety-n, three.
0:25.4	Ere.
0:26.4	Wake up, wake up, wake up.
0:27.7	This happens every day.
0:28.9	Good morning, Dingus's.
0:30.4	Hide leeho neighborinos.
0:31.6	I've always lived in apartments. I have new upstairs neighbors that like just moved in
0:35.2	birdie know their whole schedule six a.m they all get together in a living room and
0:39.0	they drop a bowling ball 615 they're River Dance in the kitchen for a while.
0:43.0	7 am they take the couch and just move it up the hallway for no reason.
0:46.0	Like, hooly, let's see how the couch looks in the bathroom,
0:49.0	doesn't fit. Same thing happened yesterday, that's weird.
0:52.0	Well, we'll try again tomorrow.
0:53.0	Same time, everybody.
0:54.0	I had an apartment, and I had a neighbor,
0:56.0	and whenever he would knock on my wall,
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