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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

90, 93, Earth.

Do you know what today is?

August 5th.

Happy National Underwear Day.

Say I leave a pair of my underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor, which frosted's my wife.

It's her word, not mine.

If I'm not frosting her, I'm driving her up a wall.

Kids will come in, where's mom?

She's up the wall with frostbite, that's all I know.

You won't believe what put her there, son, It was that pair of underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor.

You were looking at the most powerful pair of underwear known to mankind.

So Lima Jores in the middle room, which by the way is not unusual because when I was a single man,

I learned how to walk out of my underwear on the way to the show.

You get to the end, you hop right out of them, baby.

And you leave him in the middle of the room for a good reason.

You always have your underwear inventory at your fingertips.

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