Double-Barreled Dirt Star
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2024
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired August 5, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A win for tiny penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an actual dumpster fire.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:20.0 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:23.6 | 90, 93, Earth. |
| 0:26.6 | Do you know what today is? |
| 0:28.6 | August 5th. |
| 0:29.6 | Happy National Underwear Day. |
| 0:30.6 | Say I leave a pair of my underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor, which frosted's my wife. |
| 0:34.4 | It's her word, not mine. |
| 0:35.4 | If I'm not frosting her, I'm driving her up a wall. |
| 0:37.4 | Kids will come in, where's mom? |
| 0:38.4 | She's up the wall with frostbite, that's all I know. |
| 0:41.4 | You won't believe what put her there, son, It was that pair of underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor. |
| 0:45.0 | You were looking at the most powerful pair of underwear known to mankind. |
| 0:48.0 | So Lima Jores in the middle room, which by the way is not unusual because when I was a single man, |
| 0:52.0 | I learned how to walk out of my underwear on the way to the show. |
| 0:55.0 | You get to the end, you hop right out of them, baby. |
| 0:58.0 | And you leave him in the middle of the room for a good reason. |
| 1:00.0 | You always have your underwear inventory at your fingertips. |
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