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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 7, 2024: Highspeed sandwich. Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating roadkill.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.7

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0:09.7

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0:13.0

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0:16.0

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0:20.0

The 93X Half-ass Morning Show, 90,

0:24.6

3 Earth.

0:26.6

A day.

0:27.6

It's Wednesday.

0:28.6

About halfway there?

0:29.6

Where?

0:30.6

Until the weekend. Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

0:32.1

Last week, Japanese scientists place explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.

0:39.0

Support Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance, summon the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell

0:46.2

over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our

0:51.6

underwater ally.

0:52.8

Would you could like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?

0:56.6

Nah, that's okay.

0:57.4

Oh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago.

1:00.1

Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see,

1:02.3

all alone at night,

1:03.4

when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Petil from the Lithic air comes out of the water.

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