4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2024
⏱️ 148 minutes
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0:20.0 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show, 90, |
0:24.6 | 3 Earth. |
0:26.6 | A day. |
0:27.6 | It's Wednesday. |
0:28.6 | About halfway there? |
0:29.6 | Where? |
0:30.6 | Until the weekend. Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. |
0:32.1 | Last week, Japanese scientists place explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. |
0:39.0 | Support Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance, summon the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell |
0:46.2 | over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our |
0:51.6 | underwater ally. |
0:52.8 | Would you could like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster? |
0:56.6 | Nah, that's okay. |
0:57.4 | Oh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. |
1:00.1 | Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, |
1:02.3 | all alone at night, |
1:03.4 | when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Petil from the Lithic air comes out of the water. |
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