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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 158 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.2 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.7 | Air. You wanted it, you got it. |
| 1:01.0 | A brand new, full-on five-day work week. |
| 1:06.5 | It has returned by popular demand. |
| 1:10.7 | Welcome to our Monday here on the 93X Half Fast Morning Show. |
| 1:16.4 | Everyone's here. |
| 1:18.5 | Everyone is miserable and wishes they were somewhere else. |
| 1:22.2 | I don't know about that. |
| 1:24.3 | Maybe my bed. |
| 1:25.6 | That'd be nice. |
| 1:26.2 | Your bed? |
| 1:26.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.2 | Yeah, it's always nice to be in bed. |
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