Her Former Friend Is Stalking Her Family!

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🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	I, Abby here, thinks your family might be being stalked.
0:04.6	Just a little bit.
0:05.6	So I need y'all to help me decide who's the bigger creep, me or this girl I used to be really
0:09.6	close friends with in college.
0:11.2	You.
0:12.2	Probably me. Although I feel it, feel like by the end of the story you
0:15.1	might change your mind. Okay. So back in college I used to be friends of
0:21.4	proximity with this girl named Lauren we had a bunch of classes
0:24.4	together and I mean we hung out after class we would go to bars together and we were
0:29.1	you know pretty close for the most part but I mean you know how you have those friends that you're
0:34.3	hanging out for the time being but they're not really long-term friends that's
0:37.5	kind of the box that I would put Lauren in and so a couple years ago my cousin
0:41.6	Ali who's going to be in my wedding, or not my wedding.
0:45.0	I want to be in her wedding.
0:47.0	Dang it!
0:48.0	You know what? Girl, put it in the universe.
0:49.0	Put it, I know what you're doing, just manifest it.
0:51.0	Just keep saying that kind of stuff.
0:53.0	Someone's getting married.
0:54.0	At this right with friends, Ali's the only person who will be at my wedding.
0:57.0	But I'm in Ali's wedding and me and her grew up together were super close and one weekend
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