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The Bert Show

Her Best Friend C-Blocked Her At The Gay Bar!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Producer Keity’s friend was supposed to be her wingwoman so why did she coochie-block her at the gay bar?! Here's what went down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.3

All right, so your best friend is supposed to be your wing woman.

0:05.6

But what if she is become like she's getting in the way of you and your new relationships,

0:11.7

where our producer Katie is right now?

0:13.8

Yes, I have a friend that is blocking me and I love my best friends, but I have a different

0:19.6

kind of C block in it.

0:20.6

Yeah, it is.

0:21.6

It's a V block.

0:22.6

It's a C block.

0:23.6

It's a sleep C block.

0:24.6

Oh, yeah.

0:25.6

If you want to be able to crude about it.

0:27.6

Have you met me?

0:33.0

But I've told you all before how, for some reason, my friends have given me a gender

0:36.9

role that I didn't ask for when we go out, like, I'm expected to be the gentle man.

0:42.5

I'm supposed to open the door for them and I'm supposed to walk on the outside of the

0:46.8

sidewalk.

0:47.8

That's weird.

0:48.8

Why are you gotta get hit by the car if it's our man?

0:52.1

Exactly.

0:53.1

I'm a woman too.

0:54.1

So they are ally of them.

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