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Hello everybody. Sorry, I just, my stomach is going crazy.

It is a bright, beautiful morning in Los Angeles,

Monday, Monday, just kidding.

Fucking hate Monday. So on today's episode, I

explore the depths of my voicemail box that I've abandoned for the past two

months because I've been galvanting and just being

generally lazy and all of the above. So I answer some of your

voicemails and some of them are really funny. There is one call.

I hope that we we're going to leave it in because it was just so painful and excruciating.

I haven't laughed that hard in like two months,

in like four months, in like six months. I was crying laughing.

It's like the worst story I've ever heard in my entire life.

Like the worst, like the fact that someone called in to share the story

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