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That's like my new favorite thing and I'm probably late to this party but have you noticed that every single person

on the internet, female with a vagina?

Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys!

That's me. Yeah we fucking know. I can see your god damn filtered face. Hey guys!

That's my new thing. Hey guys! This is the new lilac.

Gotta switch it up. Gotta keep things spicy on a Friday. So hey guys! It's me!

Um, where do we even begin?

I am sitting in my new office. I am so excited. It's really Andrew's studio but I'm just slowly

taking it over day by day. I'm also in having an affair with my contractor Daniel.

So I grew up, I guess, very jaded to normal contractor client relations. So I'm, I try to

bro down really hard with all the guys working in my house and it doesn't really work. I think

they think I'm a huge creep. I offer them beer at the end of the day. I make them snacks. I bring,

I didn't know that that wasn't a thing. I bring my guys lunch every single day. I, that's what I saw

growing up. I didn't realize that that's like a really nice thing to do. Keep them fed, keep them

fucked, keep them happy. Sexual favors. We have a circle jerk at the end of the day. It's like a

little, you know, good work, a little gold star on the forehead. So I have this new guy that was

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