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Is this rowing? Are we working? Are we living? Are we breathing?

Hello everybody. This is my second episode this week and I just want to go on record and say that

am I not the hardest working woman in the podcast space? No, I am not. I really am not. I mean, I've

really been taking a look inwards since a Yem Kippur and by a look inward, I mean, not at all.

You know, Yem Kippur is a weird holiday because they celebrated it. I went through the motions.

I put a sletti outfit on for Temple. I did the thing. I mean, I was only listening like

25% of the time. It's not really for me. The whole like, or, I mean, organized religion in itself.

Like, if you practice what you preach, congratulations. I don't like the idea of people hiding behind

a religion to make themselves feel like a better person or a higher authority or a morally

superior human being because I know a lot of really fucking terrible people that, you know,

hide behind the GOD. And just because God will forgive you doesn't mean I fucking will.

This is an easy breezy way to start a podcast. Hi everybody. Once again, I have nothing planned,

which by the way, I never have anything planned, which is really scary because I was listening

to Wednesday's episode. And it's weird because when I'm listening, like, I know exactly what I'm

about to say, which is weird because that means I really know myself, but also like, I'm clenching

the entire time because I'm so embarrassed because I can't believe I say some of the shit that I say.

It's real fucked up. But anyways, we're here. We're back. Baby is in Fuego. I just had the most

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