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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMahon. Thanks for tuning in. I hope you're doing well. I don't know what

state of mind everyone is in on this day, this Wednesday. You know, where are we at at the

holidays? I don't know. I'm hoping we still have all of our faculties in check. You know,

you haven't killed everybody in the family yet. And if you have, don't call into the absolutely

not line and tell us where the bodies are buried because that's self-incriminating. And I am such a

pussy. I'll turn you in. I don't want to, but I can't keep secrets. That's what's up.

What's going on? I'm sitting in the studio. I built out a little studio in my basement. It's a

work in progress. The acoustics aren't very great, but we're working on it. And I can see onto

the yard. It's fucking freezing here. The dogs are at the gate, barking at some gorgeous golden

doodle in the backyard. You know, my neighbor's backyard. Woman pulled up while I was walking

rings the other day. And I think she might have been on pills. And I was like, okay, live your life.

And she was like, sorry, my dog keeps attacking your dog at the fence. And I'm like, ma'am,

but she doesn't live behind me. She's like eight houses down, but somehow her dog gets to our fence.

Either way, these are the things that keep me. I don't know, occupied. And I realized

2021's got to have a little bit more genocic-wap pizzazz because I got to get out of the house.

I now know too much about my neighbors. Do you know what I mean? I didn't care before,

but now I'm starting to notice patterns. And I'm like, I was never supposed to be home this long.

Sis needs to go. I'm ready to start working, twerking, bending down, bustin down,

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