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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMahon. I am thrilled to be here. This is our

year-and-review, our last podcast of the year. I can't believe it.

I mean, we've all said it. Where is this year gone? Where did it go?

I'm not trying to sound cliche or cheesy, but isn't it wild to think it's almost like an entire year

was just completely thrown out the window? But in a weird way, it's an entire year that I think

has brought everybody together. Or more divided than ever. I don't know. Haven't been to a protest

in a while. But you know what I'm saying? It's been a fucking wild roller coaster of emotions.

We did it together. Listen, I was looking at some year-end stats. This podcast grew something like

425% in Australia. Shout out to all my Aussies. Thrilled to be coming there. I don't know

when, but I'm on my way to doing Australian accent. You just have to make everything sound like a question.

So like, say a statement like, I love Christmas. But if you make it sound like a question,

you're doing an Aussie accent. Now, really, truly, if it means like the viewership,

the listenership grew 425%. That just means I had zero listeners. And now I have 425 Aussies.

Who listened to me? I think that's how stats work. Big crowd in the UK. Shout out. I love you,

mean it. I can't believe I was looking at something that was like people in Brazil, Peru,

listen to this. I didn't. Can't like to visit. I just feel that as a collective as this world

together, we're, I really think it's like a once in a lifetime thing where everybody in the entire

world has experienced some sort of similar thing. Like everybody went through this. You know,

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